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New
Reporter for The Stackton Tressel Bugle, Sam Clarke gives us
all the updates from Stackton Tressel and the surrounding
area.
Email
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New DVDs out
Thank you to the fans that signed the online
petitions. We done it.
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Maud Imposters
seen all over Stackton
Reports of Maud Print sightings have come in to
the Bugle office
over the last few
days. Do you know any of these women? We so want
to find out who is the real Maud.
Recent sightings in the Stackton Tressel area
have caused a startling reaction to the
whereabouts of Dame Hilda Bracket & Dr Evadne
Hinge's house maid, Maud Print. It was reported
that Maud retired from her job in 2000 to live
her days with her Arthur in the peace and
tranquillity of their old Station Home near
Stackton Parva.
Since
her retirement, a lot of questions have been
raised as to why a house maid would want to
retire from doing not much work at all. It was
reported that Maud caused more damage than good
in all of her years with the "Dear Ladies". The
recent reports of Maud have startled residents
of Stackton Tressel as it meant that if she is
back to her old self, they had best board up
their windows and doors again.
Even
the village shop has announced its closure on
hearing the news of her return.
Report by
Ryner Sleeman
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Goat
In Spats Pub closed after drugs bust
The
manager of the Goat In Spats pub in Stackton Tressel was
arrested on Friday night amid claims that he was involved in
the selling of Haliborange and Pro -plus from behind
the bar. The highly healthy and yummy vitamin C pill and the
keep me awake tablets were being sold to drinkers when they
appeared to be suffering the affects of too much fresh air
and good company.
The
highly addictive cocktail has proved to be winners with the
elderly residents as you can see below.
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Residents up in arms at operation stack in Stackton
Residents
have been up in arms with Stackton Borough Council after the
approval of Operation Stack was given the go ahead on
Thursday.
This
means a huge amount of lorries will be passing through the
village and nearby towns when the Stackton Highway Transport
(aka SHiT) department put up the signs directing vehicles
through the villages to park up whilst cleaning the roads.
Dame
Hilda Bracket was reported to Not Be Amused but was willing
to set up a tea stall in the front garden with her oldest
friend Dr Evadne Hinge.
Teas
and coffees will be available along with Scones & buns at
reasonable prices.
Doctor
Hinge has offered to play her Piano Forte in nice weather.
For a
small fee you can choose your favourite song and she will
play the part of a modern old age iPod. |
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Strange pets
wandering around Stackton |
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A few people have
reported sightings of strange looking animals.
Do you know who they belong to?
The above Rottie,
was singing "Don't it make my brown eyes blue"
when he was found. He was rehomed by our editor, Paul
and named Crystal after Crystal Gayle who
originally had a hit with that song. |
If you are able to rehome or know
who these weird animals belong to please contact
lostfreaks@stacktonbugle.com
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Next Week we have a report
from Ryner Sleeman on the effects of Global Warming in the
Fridge
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